When Melvin asked me to write on the Internet I was a bit confused because I thought that there was only pornography on the Internet. I said Melvin, I'm 83 year old wife and mother! But he told me that there's more than just pornography on the Internet for a mature woman such as myself. He said that there was a whole world out there to explore without leaving the home.
So I typed MATURE WOMEN into the box because so that I would find information that was relevant to me as a mature woman. I found shocking things. As a wife and mother I am completley schocked. This is completely inappropriate:
Wghen I saw what happened I started screaming! And Melvin had to come and unplug the computer because there was just so much! Nurse Howe had to come and give me my pills.
Once I calmed down and took a nap I thanked Melvin for showing me the way because I think I have found my new path in life.
I am going to clean up this Internet if this is the last thing I DO. ONE INTERNET AT A TIME.
4 comments:
You are a GOOD WOMAN and you should never have had to "see" that!!! I wanted to smash the computer for what it was DOING to you but I knew Charlie would be mad because he enjoys getting RECIPES from the NON-pornographic "section" of the internet!!!
Take care tonight and come by my room if you get "scared" or whatever!
-Melvin.
If you want to see something "shocking" do a search (offline) for Melvin's special cremes in room 412! They are labeled by where they need to be rubbed on.
Well, anyways, glad to see your voice felt online Elzbieto, and I'm sure many other are too. Gotta say we have some differen't ideas about what's "okay" but that's what THIS corner, is all about.
Take care of youself(ves)
— Charlie
PS: I wanted to use the "spell checker" but somebody moved it and it's not by the computer like it's SUPPOSED TO BE. Plus there are pages missing to begin with. I hope to SEE IT BACK HERE FOR NEXT TIME!
Charlie, for the LIFE of me I can;t remember why I EVER GAVE YOU a key to my "room!!!!!"
SHHHHHHUT!!
-Mel!!
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