Friday, December 28, 2007

(UNpublished letter to Toronto Sun) Drinking & Driving THESE Days!! (Wrong!!)


RE: RAISE A GLASS TO SOBRIETY
TORONTO SUN, DECEMBER 26, 2007

As a senior, your article about drinking and driving brought back a lot of memories. When I was young (I'm still young AT HEART!!) I, along with my "friends," would routinely drive drunk and had several accidents to prove it!! Almost no one was hurt but the fact remained that what I did was wrong. Those were "different" times.

My earliest memories of my mother were of her learning how to drive and how she fought her "driving nerves" with my father's homemade whiskey. But these are "different times" and my mother would probably be in jail if she hadn't been dead these last fifty years.

Putting my nice memories aside for a second, I have to agree wholeheartedly with Paul Berton's article on booze and the New Year. While drinking during New Year's Eve warms the body, the blood spilt is also warm but is no longer in the body. We should all think about that this upcoming "eve" and put a cork in it!!!

-Melvin Zdarsky

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Unpublished Letter on Food Banks


RE: ARE FOOD BANKS THE BEST WE CAN DO?

DECEMBER 20, 2007, EYE MAGAZINE


"Food banks" are inefficient and need to be stream-lined to stop handing out rotting gourmet pizzas to "homeless" teenagers!! The answer is clear and easy: S.O.U.P. I'm 78 years young and my entire diet is soup!! Cans of soup will NOT go bad and they have all of the essential potatoes, carrots and chicken that you need to SURVIVE and THRIVE. Giving needy people "gift cards" will not solve anything as they will probably just buy delicious pies and cakes with them or trade them for "pot".

In closing, Food Banks need to stop accepting perishing food and START handing out only soup!! In cans!! Not the packs where you add water because those have no nutritional value!!

Thank you for considering me,
Melvin Zdarsky

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

(Unpublished letter to the Sun) I PLEAD INSANITY!!! sheesh!!!

RE: PERV GOES FROM CRAZY TO DANGEROUS
TORONTO SUN, DECEMBER 18, 2007

Finally, justice!!!

Paul Delorme is no more insane than I am! I read some weasly science report about how a pedo's "brain" is different from "normal" people, but that doesn't hold water with me! If your different "brain" tells you to touch my grandson, Barry, you can be sure my clinically violent "brain" is going to give you a good nose punch, not tax-paid "treatment!" I've been in control of my bad thoughts for over 78 years now because that's what Canada asks of me!!

-Melvin Zdarsky

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A safe place for ideas on the internet


A little bit about myself.....
....
.....My name is Melvin Zdarsky, but my friends call me "Mel," and I've seen a lottttt of action in my seventy-eight years of life!!!!! Living is hard, especially now with gangs and rape music but especially HARD for SENIORS like myself!!!!! I 'm living in a
nice apartment building with other golden citizens
and we have a bond you don;t understand when we get together and talk abuot what's wrong with you. But talk is cheap!!!!! So, with the help of my friend Carol, I've started an online diary where you can see what issues me and my "pals" are facing. The address is http://www.melvinsblogspot.blogspot.com/ and you should come on by for a quick read now and again. I'll be showcasing all of my efforts to have my voice HEARD and not IGNORED!!!!!!!!
That's all for now!!!!
-"Mel" Zdarsky!