LETTER TO THE TORONTO SUN, RE: WHAT ARE THE FORD HATERS SO AFRAID OF? BY SUE ANNE LEVY, OCTOBER 19

Dear Toronto Sun,

Sue (Ann) Levy is once again RIGHT (no surprise)! There is a party happening at city hall and ONLY the (fancy) coffee-sipping INTELLIGENT ELITES are invited and I'm not!!!! People who are so "scared" of ROB FORD need to wake up and "smell" the working class coffee ("Timmies"!!YUM!) I am 79 years YOUNG and almost 80 (don't remind me!) and I remember a time in this city where the roads were so "smooth" you couldnt even walk on them in your socks for fear of slippin' and "crackin'" your noggin'' open and bleedin' (to death). Parks had longh, beautiful GRASS up to my shins and you didn't go to JAIL overnight for simply arguing a little bit with your neighbour!!!!

It seems to me (your avergae guy) that the OTHER guy ("Slitherman") just doesn't RESPECT TAXPAYERS, which is everyone except for the hobos, and spends all of my money on things!! If I want to support the "arts" I'll go buy tickets for Jersey Boys again, don't just go and give my HARD-EARNED money to trash like MAMAMIA and "paintings"!!! Blechh!!

In any way, the POINT here is that Ford is NOT "scary!" He is a nice guy probably who I personally would like to have a "beer" with if my friend Carol would let me (she won't)! He's not some sort of "booger man" who wants to harm/touch my grandson, Billy, he's a "coach" who just wants Billy to play some football which would frankly help him out a lot because he is turning into a girl (modern boy).

What we NEED to be scared of are "modern" teens(agers)!! When I go for walks around the block, I sometimes run into these "teens" and they are SO LOUD and the words they use sometimes arent even English, even though some of them are white, like US!! I'm NOT racist, but if a teen mexican tried to use "kung fu" on me I would have NO CHOICE but to SHOOT THEM with my gun that I DO NOT ADMIT THAT I HAVE, CAROL. On October 26 I'm voting Rob Ford.

-"Mel" Zdarsky!

LETTER TO THE TORONTO SUN, RE: IT SHOULD BE SHAME ON VANITY FAIR AND ANNIE LEIBOVITZ FOR MILEY CYRUS' EXPLOITIVE SEMI-NUDE PHOTO SPREAD, JOE WARMINGTO

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I don't know much about "Miley Cyrus," because I'm a little outside of her age "demographic!!!!! (LOL!!! I am 78 years old)" BUT, as I opened my copy of the best newspaper in town (yours (Toronto Sun)) today and saw this Vanity Fair "photo" of her I was IMMEDIATELY attracted and felt a very deep stirring for her!! Imagine my surprise when I found out she was only 15 YEARS OLD!!!! The exact same age plus two years of my grandson, Barry!! I was TRICKED by Vanity "Fair" into being attracted to a CHILD which is the "worst" thing I could ever imagine!!

I felt very nauseous but was reassured by Joe Warmington's measured response. As he stated, he is a CLOSE, PERSONAL friend of Miley's father, Bill Ray, and I can only assume that he will send him a TERSE, but FAIR "e-mail" telling him that he is a poor father. It is a shame that legally you can't take kids away from "celebrities," as that is how Drew Barrymore became what she is today (I think you know what I'm "talking" about).

Anyways, I appreciate that you suggested I go to your website, http://www.torontosun.com/miley for seventeen CLEANER photos of this cutey girl star!!! Those photos leave something to the imagination and made me realize a little something about the sexualizingation of our "children." By leaving something to my "imagination" you make me have to decide whether or not to do any "imagining," i.e: being a PERVERT. But when you show me pictures where my imagination doesn't need to do ANYTHING and I am ATTRACTED, then it is YOUR fault because you have done the "dirty work" and I have nothing to be ashamed of. Case over.

-Melvin "Mel" Zdarsky